Vicar converts 200 cows to Christianity

A vicar has successfully converted 200 cows to Christianity, as part of the Church of England’s plans to spread the word of God to the animal kingdom.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby said:

‘For the Church to survive and prosper in the 21st century, we must reach out to the animals’.

‘Cows especially’.

‘If we can show our bovine friends the righteous path of Jesus, then other animals will surely follow, until the entire natural world is on our side’.

‘Once that happens, we fully expect Christ to return’.

‘God bless the cows, for they are truly a blessing from the Lord’.

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