KKK Wizards retrain as children’s entertainers

The KKK has revealed ambitious new plans to appeal to the next generation of white nationalists, by announcing that Grand Dragons, Imperial Wizards and Grand Titans would be rebranding themselves as children’s entertainers.

‘The Kids will love our funny costumes’, said one Wizard, who wishes to remain anonymous.

‘And who doesn’t love a giant burning cross?’

A nationwide tour of schools is being planned, with the organisation hoping to recruit thousands of new members for their ‘Kool Kids Klub’.

‘We firmly believe that children are the future’.

‘The youth of today are the Dragons of tomorrow’.

‘God bless America’.

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