Deer start neighbourhood watch group

After an increase in burglaries and car theft, a group of concerned deer have decided to fight back by forming a neighbourhood watch group.

Speaking exclusively to The Hooting Times, the head of the group, who wishes to remain anonymous, said:

‘Enough is enough. Someone stole my Volvo last week, and the insurance wouldn’t pay up, so I decided to take action’.

‘Me and my friends will now be patrolling the neighbourhood every night, and criminals be warned: we are armed and dangerous’.

‘Any attempt to resist will be met with extreme force’.

‘This used to be a nice place to live’.

‘We intend to make it a nice place to live once again’.

This news comes just days after a pair of Canada geese performed a citizen’s arrest on a suspected shoplifter.

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