After an increase in burglaries and car theft, a group of concerned deer have decided to fight back by forming a neighbourhood watch group.
Speaking exclusively to The Hooting Times, the head of the group, who wishes to remain anonymous, said:
‘Enough is enough. Someone stole my Volvo last week, and the insurance wouldn’t pay up, so I decided to take action’.
‘Me and my friends will now be patrolling the neighbourhood every night, and criminals be warned: we are armed and dangerous’.
‘Any attempt to resist will be met with extreme force’.
‘This used to be a nice place to live’.
‘We intend to make it a nice place to live once again’.
This news comes just days after a pair of Canada geese performed a citizen’s arrest on a suspected shoplifter.
Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2sAYUPk
WHAT A HOOT!