Her Majesty the Queen has today cancelled President Trump’s planned trip to Legoland Windsor, saying:
‘Now is not the time for fun and games. We are in the middle of a political crisis at the moment, and I simply don’t have time to show you round Legoland’.
‘Maybe we can meet up in a couple of years, after this Brexit fiasco has finished, but at the moment, it’s just not possible’.
The White House issued a statement in response to the news, saying:
‘The President is very disappointed, as he was very much looking forward to meeting Lego Batman. However, he accepts that the current political climate is a difficult one, and wishes the Queen well’.
This news comes just days after ISIS trouble forced President Assad to cancel his planned visit to the Moscow State Circus, although Vladimir Putin did say they could ‘maybe do it next Saturday if you’re free that weekend’.
Full story here: http://bbc.in/2sqelLD
WHAT A HOOT!