USA hacks Russian weather systems

The USA has used secret weather controlling technology to hack Russian clouds, causing a torrential downpour to drench President Putin, and show the world that America won’t be messed with.

‘America won’t be messed with’, said a triumphant Donald Trump.

‘This sends out a clear message. Don’t mess with America’.

‘You hack our elections, we hack your weather’.

‘How do you like that Vladimir?’

This news comes just days after North Korea hacked the Washington DC climate, causing a gust of wind to blow Donald Trump’s hair out of place, making the President look silly on the world stage.

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