Kim Jong-Un looking forward to holiday in Benidorm

After a difficult year threatening America with total nuclear armageddon, Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Un is looking forward to a relaxing fortnight in Benidorm.

‘It’s been a stressful few months’, said a spokesman for the Eternal Ruler.

‘Mr. Kim needs to recharge the batteries and prepare for war, and what better way to do that, than with some fun in the sun?’

‘Cocktails on the beach, great food and drink, and a break from the monotony of everyday life, will mean our Glorious Leader will return rested, and ready for battle’.

This news comes just days after Syrian president Bashar al-Assad spent a nice weekend in Blackpool, before returning home to continue the fight against ISIS.

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