After a triumphant trip to North Korea, where he successfully managed to persuade Kim Jong-Un to abandon his nuclear weapons testing, Ambassador Rodman has been promoted to Special Peace Envoy to the Middle East.
President Trump explained the decision at a press conference:
‘Dennis is a great guy. A really great guy, who knows how to get results’.
‘Believe me, only Dennis could have negotiated a peace deal with North Korea’.
‘I’m sending him to Syria tomorrow. I know he’ll do a great job for America and the world’.
President Assad welcomed the news, telling reporters that ‘a great sportsman will always make a great diplomat’, and that he was ‘looking forward to working with the Ambassador to ensure a safe and prosperous future for all nations in the region’.
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WHAT A HOOT!