[Hoot!] – Cows demand renationalisation of railways

The British Union of Cows has today called on Theresa May to begin the process of renationalising Britian’s rail network, after one nightmare commute too many.

A spokesman for the BUC said:

‘Our members are sick of leaves on the line, the wrong type of snow, late trains, delayed trains, cancelled trains, insane pricing structures, and terrible on-board sandwiches’.

‘We believe the only way to fix these problems is to kick out the private corporations, and renationalise the whole thing’.

‘If the Prime Minister won’t do it, we will have no option but to take direct action, and we would call on our friends and allies in the National Sheep League to do the same’.

‘Then this government really will have a problem’.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2sn49jO



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