[Hoot!] – Facebook ‘better than Jesus’, says Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg has today confirmed that Facebook is now officially better than Jesus.

‘Our research suggests that posting status updates is a more spiritually fulfilling activity than a trip to a church, and that speaking directly to God is no substitute for looking at photographs of your cousin’s day at the beach’.

‘I also happen to have way more friends than Jesus ever did, but I don’t like to boast’.

This news comes just days after scientists announced that following celebrities on twitter was a more uplifting experience than witnessing the birth of your first child.

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