[Hoot!] – Moose ejected from golf club for disorderly behaviour

A Swedish golf club has been forced to revoke the membership of a moose, after the animal’s repeated bad behaviour left the chairman with no choice but to act.

‘He’s been given several written warnings, but still refuses to change. He harasses our other members, drinks too much, and one time drove a golf cart straight into the lake’.

‘He’s not even that good at the game. His handicap is atrocious’.

‘We had to kick him out’.

This news comes just days after Wimbledon Tennis Club was forced to expel an aggressive Canada Goose for repeatedly honking at the bar staff.

Full story here: http://dailym.ai/2tBWeUl

WHAT A HOOT!

 

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