[Hoot!] – Theresa May planning surprise party for Donald Trump

Theresa May is reportedly planning a surprise party for Donald Trump, hoping to cement the historical ‘special relationship’ between the two nations.

Speaking exclusively to The Hooting Times, a Downing Street insider said:

‘Theresa’s hoping the Queen will turn up. She’s also invited the rest of the Royal family, but so far, only Prince Philip has said he’ll be there’.

‘He’s a big fan of Trump – they both have a similar sense of humour’.

‘She’s ordered a big, beautiful chocolate cake just for this occasion, as she knows it’s the President’s favourite’.

This news comes after Vladimir Putin hired a bouncy castle for the state visit of Chinese President Xi Jinping, resulting in the successful signing of a $10 billion dollar trade agreement.

Full story here: http://bit.ly/2uCHbXx

WHAT A HOOT!

 

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