Research scientists from Cambridge University have confirmed that a diet of sausage rolls is the most effective way to lose weight.
‘The results are astonishing. A roll for lunch, and a roll for dinner saw our test subjects lose at least a stone and a half over a six week period’.
‘This could completely change the way we look at health and fitness’.
‘We’d like to repeat the experiment with meat and potato pies to see if that has similar results’.
This news comes just days after Manchester University researchers discovered that a diet of beer and kebabs added at least six years to the average life expectancy.
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WHAT A HOOT!