Philip Hammond has today confirmed that being Prime Minister is so easy, even someone like Theresa May can do it.
‘There is a popular misconception that somehow the job of Prime Minister is a difficult one’, said the chancellor.
‘But the fact that someone as hopeless as Theresa May has been doing it for nearly a year proves otherwise’.
‘There’s nothing to it really. Advisors tell you what to think, focus groups tell you what policies to implement, and somebody else writes your speeches’.
‘All you have to do is turn up every day’.
‘Apart from the summer recess’.
‘And I still don’t think Boris is up to the job’.
‘I certainly am though…’
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WHAT A HOOT!