[Hoot!] – Winnie the Pooh arrested in China for subversion

[HOOT!] – Winnie the Pooh has been arrested in China for subversion, after government officials declared the popular children’s character as ‘an enemy of the people’, and a ‘dangerous dissident’.

An official statement from the Chinese Interior Ministry elaborated further:

‘Do not be fooled by this bear’s friendly demeanour’.

‘He is a serious threat to the stability of the Ruling Party, and will be dealt with accordingly’.

‘We cannot let him undermine our communist ideals’.

‘Let this be a warning. Traitors will be caught and punished’.

This news comes just days after the Teletubbies were detained at Pyongyang airport for ‘attempting to undermine the peace and prosperity of the Glorious Leader’s harmonious government of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’.

Full story here: http://bit.ly/2uD0YJB


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